11 November 2008

Hallowe'en 2008 -- plink The Vampire Hunter

Late one foggy evening, plink and skunkie struggle with the weekly shopping. It is Hallow'een and the skies have long been dark.

plink: Oh I do hope there aren't any vampires about. *Teehee*

skunkie: !!..!.!! *giggle*

plink: Yes, it would be horrible if one was to get us right now. We wouldn't know where to go!

vampire: Ah-har! I am a vampire and I vant your blood!

plink: Ah-har! I am a vampire hunter and you have fallen into our trap! skunkie, quick!

skunkie: *garlic from supermarket*

vampire: Aarrghh!!

skunkie: *WHACK!!*

plink: skunkie! What are you doing?!

skunkie: !!.!!.....!!, !! !! ... !..!!!!. !!.!!!!!!

plink: No, no, no! The old stories say to kill a vampire with a stake through the heart! A STAKE!!

skunkie: ..!!.!!...?

plink: A STEAK is not going to work.

skunkie: !!.!!!

plink: Yes, the vampire does look very annoyed. Run, skunkie. Run quick!

And so, plink and skunkie, like all good children this Hallow'een, learn that vampire-hunting is best left to the experts. And besides, there's always next year. Unless you get eaten first....

4 Comments:

At 1:13 am, Blogger rainbow angeles said...

*waits for plink to belanja steak*

what??

i read wrongly ah? :P

 
At 2:34 am, Blogger mistipurple said...

merry christmas and a happy new year 2009, plink!
*waits for steak with the rainbowone*

 
At 11:38 am, Blogger Winn said...

merry xmas redi. santa also came out laio..

 
At 3:55 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

Booooo!

Whoops. I mean Merry Christmas.

I miss you Plink-san. :)

 

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