27 April 2007

Tongue twisters

It is the seaside. a little girls walks around, asking of passers-by:

plink: Buy seashells? Nice oyster shell with mother-of pearl. Also, I have earrings, buttons and brooches made from seashells.

*bambi eyes*


She sells sea shells by the sea shore
The shells she sells are surely seashells
So if she sells shells on the seashore
I'm sure she sells seashore shells


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In the forest, a woodchuck is about to begin another day's work. A little plink comes by and asks:

plink: Are you a woodchuck?

Woodchuck: Yes....

plink: Can you chuck wood?

W: Y..es.... o.O

plink: Then how....

W: -.-"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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And in a Chinese language class, plinks are struggling with maths.

Teacher: One more time class. Fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty....

plinks: Shi4 shi3 shi1 shi4 shi27... shi51... shi128.... Owww! Teacher, I hurt my mouth liao....

Have you got any favourite tongue twisters to share?

9 Comments:

At 6:53 am, Blogger L B said...

*bows down in deep admiration*
Teach us more elfish!!!

 
At 7:45 am, Blogger Simple American said...

haha @ LB.

0.0 Waits to hear more.

*opens bag of jelly beans for jelly belly*

 
At 7:53 am, Blogger may said...

I can do the seashells and woodchuck tongue twisters fairly well. all the rest, I fail badly! hahaha!

Happy Flyday, Plink!!

 
At 10:21 am, Blogger angel said...

*think first*

 
At 9:00 pm, Anonymous kat said...

Got, got!!

Daffy Duck ducked down the deep dark damp dank den.

See Sylvester saw the same seesaw Sam seesaws on.

Porky Pig pruned partially pitted potted plums.

Bugs Bunny's butter's bitter, but his batter's better.

And last but not least, my favourite:
Tweety tweaked two twerpy turtles (not twurtles!!)

 
At 10:52 pm, Blogger kyh said...

it shud be:

shi2 si4 shi4 shi2 si4, si4 shi2 shi4 si4 shi2...

:P

nice one!

 
At 4:37 pm, Blogger King's wife said...

Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was bitter, so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better!
...Aiya, something liddat lah! :D

 
At 5:20 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: o.O Have you been smoking TungKu again?

LB elvish ever clever even over elven seven....

SA: Jellybeans, yay!

As SA assays essays, SA says 'I say...!'

may: Fly days fly by like Flydays!

angel: Think plink wink! -.O

kat: Why all Loony Tunes ar? ;)

kyh: Werlkam! True, Fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty.
Acherly....

Fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty.
Four is four, ten is ten
Fourteen is four plus ten
Forty is four times ten
So what happens when we add four, ten, fourteen and forty?

shi2 si4 shi4 shi2 si4, si4 shi2 shi4 si4 shi27, shi52... Aiyak, my tongue tangled again!

DBW: Ya, that's a good one! Haven't heard it in a while.

Anybody else got or not?

 
At 2:52 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Wowie!!!

I say, "I sound purty good lah."

 

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