25 November 2005

The Blog(u) 12 : Peranakan BlogSiaper?

'There are bloggers who develop such power as to seem unnatural.'
‘Is it possible to learn this power?'
'Not… from a Jedi.'

plink thought about that for a while. There she was, sat at a theatre, watching a play about power, greed, friendship, adversity and endurance with no less than a Jedi Master sat next to her. There must have been enough concentrated knowledge and wisdom that she could find out how to blog well.
‘You’re a Jedi Master.’
‘Yes.’
‘With you, the impossible is possible.’
‘Yes….’
‘You’re also a top-grade blogger.’
‘Well….’
‘Just say yes.’
‘OK, yes….’
‘You wrote this 3-in-1 Kung Fu Girl play.’
‘Yes.’
‘So how do I do it?’
‘Not from a Jedi,’ Master Viewtru repeated patiently. Sensing plink’s rising anxiety, he quickly continued, ‘Control your fear, little one. For fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. And hate is….’
‘…the door to the Dark Side,’ a chillingly familiar whisper came from behind plink’s right ear. Fear’s small, clawed hand reached across her towards Viewtru.
‘Master Viewtru!’ plink exclaimed, but the Jedi was ahead of her. Fixing the space behind plink with an icy stare, he spoke a single word. That word struck her full in the chest, but as she lay winded in her seat, plink heard Fear’s howl of frustration as she spun away to some unimaginable void.
‘Fear, I believe?’ viewtru lay a comforting hand on the trembling peasant. plink could only nod mutely in reply.

3 Comments:

At 10:40 pm, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Finally, in a sudden flash of wisdom, i now understand the meaning of your address. Had always seen inventive, and thought the c was just thrown in for (perverse?) fun. Invective is not a word i usually see.

Brilliant name; congrats.

 
At 10:54 pm, Blogger plink said...

Thanks YeeWei. It's a little Easter egg thrown in for people who could be bothered with this sort of thing. ;)

 
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