Delima Kasih

Mommy, mommy, what is the cow doing to the frog?

This was bound to happen at some point. I’m not referring to soft toy hard core, but my making reference to someone else’s blog. I’ve wanted to not do it because I have this idea in my head that it is easier to talk/write about blogs that I’ve read than to write about my own feelings. Then again, if writing about other blogs gets my own creative juices flowing, what should that matter? As Suanie put it, ‘whatever turns them on, right?’

Misbehaving with friends on the Federal Highway some years ago, we did something very similar. There were three of us in a car, driving from Shah Alam to KL but it’s not what you think. We had two soft toys with us, a cute little green frog and an even cuter white and brown cow (the sort that allegedly makes chocolate milk).

After two minutes of amusing ourselves (again, not what you think), it occurred to us that this was too good to keep private. A quick brainstorm took place, then we put the resulting plan into action.

Cruising slightly faster than traffic in the slow lane, we showed them frog and cow together in delightfully uncomfortable positions. Traffic between the Subang Jaya exit and Asia Jaya were treated to a celebration of the love that a frog and a cow both shared. Intimately. In public.

This happened some time ago, so I wonder if Suanie’s mind happened to be one of those that we warped that sunny afternoon.

posted by plink @ 4:01 pm