14 December 2005

This is the Meme that Yvy, SimpleAmerican and Selba made.

Yvy, this is all your fault!

*grumble* As long as I'm doing this, I'm making the rules too. *end grumble*

No 'X' or 'blank' here. The scores are as follows:

0. Absolutely not. Never done it, never will.[Disagree strongly, will yell and scream, scratch and bite]
1. Not done it, just might. [Disagree moderately, will mutter darkly at you]
2. May have done it, but don't want to say one way or the other. [Mild disagreement, general eye-rolling]
3. OkOK! I've done it, but I'm not proud. [Neither agree nor disagree, noncommittal shrug]
4. Yes, done it. Just once, never again. [Mild agreement, single perfunctory nod]
5. I've done it and I'd do it again. [Moderate agreement, vigorous nodding]
6. Hey look! plink is teh pwn, U R all n0082! [Agree strongly, hugs, kisses and yes, yes..! YES!!]

OK? Let's have some fun with this.

[5] I’ve consumed alcohol. Yes.
[1] I’ve run away from home. Thought about it, threatened to do it. But no, not done it.
[3] I have lied to my parents about where I am. My excuse: I panicked. It was a long time ago.
[5] I listen to political music. But then, isn’t all music political?
[0] I have collected comic books. Nolah. Cheesin!
[6] I shut others out when I’m depressed. Yes at first, then the fireworks start. Then I get creative.
[5] I watch the news. I get my news from the web.
[2] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[0] I own an iPod or MP3 player. What’s the point, hello?
[5] I love Disney Movies. The cartoons count, yes?
[6] I am a sucker for hair/eyes. Eyes and fingers (like Yvy does). Neat hair, I have a thing for neat hair. *shiver* Mmmm.
[6] I curse regularly. Do you know that spouting invective burns a lot of calories? Good for your/my figure, that.
[1] I paid for that cell phone ring. I wouldn’t dare….
[3] I am a sports fanatic. Exercise, OK. Sports KO.
[1] I love Spam. No, no, no. It’s just so wrong.
[0] I bake well.
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[1] I own something from Abercrombie.
[0] I love Martha Stewart. Siaper?!
[1] I am guilty oF tYpInG lIkE tHiS. This is a15o wRr0n8.
[5] I am sometimes self conscious. Hello, blogger here! Of course self-conscious lah!
[6] I like to laugh. One of life’s little pleasures.
[0] I smoke a pack a day.
[3] I have cough drops when I’m not sick. So nice….
[0] I can’t swallow pills.
[3] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. Never want to do it again: I was not a well bunny at the time.
[5] I have many scars. Fell down loads while growing up.
[5] I’ve been out of this country. Am also out of this world, I’m told *puji diri*
[3] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room. I can and have, but didn’t know it was there at the time.
[6] I am really ticklish. But it’s a privilege for only the right person. ;)
[0] I’ve seen a therapist. They come in the night….
[6] I love chocolate. Let’s say it again: I LOVE CHOCOLATE! Let’s go make babies or something.
[4] I play video games. Get my a$$ handed back to me on a plate, more like.
[4] I watch cartoons. And the occasional anime.
[5] Gotten lost in my city. KL and PJ have both changed so much and I’m getting old and forgetful….
[5] Saw a shooting star. Seen many shooting stars. Wait, what’s that light in the sky…?
[4] I had a Surgery. Or rather, surgery. You don’t want to know why. Really.
[5] Gone out in public in your pajamas. You’ll just have to guess when and why. Sat down and had a meal in plain view and everything too!
[4] I have Kissed a Stranger.
[4] Hugged a stranger
[0] Been in a fist fight
[0] Been arrested
[4] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator. Asia Jaya and a couple other places, many moons ago.
[1] Made out in an elevator. Having all MY buttons pushed in an elevator? Not yet.
[1] Swore at your parents. Not that I remember, but everyone else has. So I must have at some point.
[6] Kicked a guy where it hurts. He was asking for it. Really!
[5] Been to a casino. Genting lor.
[1] Been skydiving. Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
[1] Broken a bone. Mine or yours? ;)
[0] Skipped school. Who’s a boring little plink?
[1] Played spin the bottle
[4] Gotten stitches. See Surgery above.
[0] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[2] Bitten somebody. Rrowwrr….
[1] Been to Niagara Falls.
[3] Gotten the chicken pox. And it was not nice.
[3] Crashed into a friend’s car. No, but my brother’s car engine kaput when I was driving.
[5] Been to Japan. So I have a soft spot for anime.
[4] Ridden in a taxi. Oh the shame!
[0] Shoplifted.
[0] Been fired.
[4] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. For someone who was KIND ENOUGH to let me know it too. Thank you.
[0] Stole something from your job. How boring am I?
[1] Gone on a blind date
[1] Lied to a friend.
[3] Had a crush on a teacher. Muahahar… better not say anything: said teacher may well be a netizen.
[1] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[1] Been married. As soon as someone right i.e. foolish enough, comes along.
[1] Gotten divorced. See marriage above.
[2] Saw someone die.
[1] Been to Africa. Something that I want to do. The Rift Valley looks like a nice place to start.
[1] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[1] Been to Canada
[1] Been to Mexico
[5] Been on a plane.
[6] Thrown up on a bar. Not at the bar, but we were out clubbing and I vaguely remember being congratulated about something. Friends later said I had been speaking in tongues and was later violently ill at home.
[6] Eaten Sushi. More please! *Looks at hips* Keep it coming!
[1] Been snowboarding
[1] Been Skiing
[1] Been to a motor cross show
[0] Lost a child
[6] Gone to college. And I think they rather that I hadn’t.
[6] Graduated college. So long ago… *sobz*
[0] Done hard drugs
[0] Had someone cheat on you. Not yet, but I promise ‘hell hath no fury….’
[0] Smoked a cigarette. Made a promise ages ago
[0] Smoked a cigar. Promise above.
[0] Made out with a member of the same sex. No.
[0] Slept with a co-worker. Hehe… no.
[0] Purposely set a part of myself on fire. No, not even accidentally.
[0] Been in an abusive relationship. Luckily no, though I have come close.
[5] Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by. Watched clouds while standing in a field, so not laid on my back exactly. I’d do it again.
[1] Made a snow angel.
[1] Had a tea party.
[4] Flown a kite.
[4] Built a sand castle. Learned about the frailty of life and crumbly beach sand in one go. People say I was a very cynical child.
[5] Gone puddle jumping. In KL/PJ during a heavy downpour, watch out for a plink hopping noisily from one puddle to the next. It’s true, I swear.
[0] Played dress up.
[1] Jumped into a pile of leaves
[1] Gone sledding
[4] Cheated while playing a game. Strangely, winning after cheating feels worse than losing after playing well. Why is this?
[5] Been lonely. Almost always. People tell me this is normal for unattached plinks. :/
[5] Fallen asleep at work/school. ZZzzz…rgh..what-the-Huh?! *blinkblink*
[5] Watched the sun set. As often as I can.
[6] Felt an earthquake. 26 December 2004, hassling pDad to finish his email quickly so I could get on the web. Thought I felt the ground move, then thought I’d thought it up. Listened for birds and heard none. Minutes later, pSib came in with SMS from a friend up north (and I quote): Langkawi got earthquate!(sic).
[3] Touched a snake. What kind of snake? ;)
[1] Slept beneath the stars. Every night, though I think the question means without a roof over my head.
[6] Been tickled. But it needs to be done right. Mmm… over to the right.. yesYES.. *squirms*
[5] Been robbed. Every day at the supermarket. The local pasar is a little better.
[5] Been misunderstood. The story of my life.
[6] Won a contest. Kucing Gatal’s Wordy Gurdy Competition. How shameless am I?
[3] Ran a red light. Only accidentally, honest! ;)
[0] Been suspended from school.
[4] Been in a car accident. Thankfully, only as a passenger. Thankfully also, no injuries.
[3] Had braces. Metalwork in the mouth for two frustrating years. Felt like my face was being twisted from the inside out.
[1] Eaten a whole gallon of ice cream in one night. Too much for me. Ice cream needs sharing with the right person. Let’s just leave it at that….
[5] Had déjà vu. ‘I told you yesterday and the day before…!’ Every day at work.
[1] Danced in the moonlight. Right person… right person….
[1] Hated the way you look. Am much better now.
[0] Pole danced. People would pay money NOT to see me pole dance. I’d die of embarrassment.
[0] Been obsessed with post-it notes.
[4] Squished barefoot through the mud. Lost one of a pair of slippers once.
[5] Been lost. All the time.
[5] Been to the opposite side of the country. But only East Coast. I’d love to do Sabah and Sarawak.
[5] Swam in the ocean.
[3] Felt like dying. Once, but it’s worked out for the best, so I’m okay now.
[3] Cried yourself to sleep. Ditto.
[5] Played cops and robbers.
[1] Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
[3] Sung karaoke. Am not proud about it, but yes, I have. Lock me away, please.
[3] Paid for a meal with only coins. Poor Misai. Thank goodness that time our order came to RM8.30 and we had enough RM1 coins.
[3] Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t. Best way I know of to get myself to do something is what, exactly? ;)
[1] Made prank phone calls.
[3] Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. Coffee. Surprise, surprise.
[1] Caught a snowflake on your tongue
[5] Danced in the rain. My rain repertoire isn’t restricted to puddle-jumping. ;)
[1] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[5] Blown bubbles. Mostly as a child, but a friend’s daughter recently turned six and us big kids helped blow bubbles at her party.
[1] Made a bonfire on the beach.
[1] Crashed a party. Does crashing AT a party count?
[5] Gone rollerskating. Was in Lion.. I mean Singapore visiting a friend at uni there and he tried to teach me. He tried.
[6] Had a wish come true. All the time :)
[0] Worn pearls. Nope, pearls look silly on me. Must be the shape of my neck.
[0] Jumped off a bridge.
[6] Screamed penis in public. Only when swearing.
[6] Screamed vagina in public. Only when swearing.
[0] Ate dog/cat food. Some of the stuff that is served in restaurants these days….
[1] Told a complete stranger you loved them.
[3] Kissed a mirror.
[3] Sang in the shower. And stopped straight away, for obvious reasons.
[4] Had a dream that you married someone. No, but dreamed that I was in bed with the Right Person. I assumed we were married because… you go figure it out.
[3] Glued your hand to something. That Superglue is serious stuff.
[0] Kissed a fish. What kind of question is this?!
[1] Sat on a roof top.
[5] Screamed at the top of your lungs. Being tickled.
[1] Done a one-handed cartwheel
[1] Talked on the phone for more than 5 hours.
[4] Stayed up all night. Deadlines. Enough said.
[0] Didn’t take a shower for a week.
[5] Climbed a tree.
[1] Had a tree house
[5] Are scared to watch scary movies. I’m just chicken….
[1] Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say.
[5] Played chicken. Yes, but that’s a daily occurrence on Klang Valley roads.
[1] Pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on. Nope, but someone DID try.
[3] Been told you’re beautiful by a complete stranger. That hair episode count?
[6] Been easily amused. A pot of tea, a comfy chair and a good book. Then I’m good to go.
[1] Caught a fish then ate it.
[1] Caught a butterfly. No, but a butterfly at the Farm in Penang landed on me once. Unfortunately, being young and plinky at the time, I freaked out. Poor butterfly.
[1] Laughed so hard you cried.
[0] Cried so hard you laughed. This one is quite disturbing….
[0] Had someone moon/flash at you. Some of the guys at work threatened to, while drunk at an office party.
[1] Cheated on a test. No, never…really! ;P
[0] Have a Britney Spears CD. Aper ni?!
[0] Grown a beard.

I wonder what would happen if we totalled up the scores....


At 4:56 am, Blogger L B said...

Waaaa, you beat me to it! :-( I'm having nightmares over some of the questions already, but at least I can copy all your answers now and get top grades!! Merci! And Hello.

At 9:35 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wei...i neber force anyone wor. so u cannot scold me. *arms akimbo* anyway.....HAHAHAHAH!! kena oso....lol =P

At 11:22 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. I wonder too! :P

At 4:14 pm, Blogger plink said...

l b: Hello stranger.... ;) No rush, waiting to see your answers. Will make interesting reading, I'm sure.
Yvy: *points finger* It was The Yvy! The Yvy made me do it! :D
Kyels: Yap... Something along the lines of '60-80: How to find job lidat?!'
OK, off to read other people's answers. Muahahar...!

At 5:31 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yar yar...very funny. wait i POKE U back then u know. my jari kan (wat u said) - landak duri something...?

At 6:20 pm, Blogger plink said...

Yvy: Yalor, laksana duri landak. Slim punye, go ask Tedlah, he MUST have noticed by now.
Eh, aperla POKEPOKE nih?

At 8:53 pm, Blogger L B said...

Aiyoh... Will have to wait till tomorrow (MYS time) before I can publish mine leh.. Did you know there are 186 Q&As in that thing?! I counted when it seems like forever when I was trying to get them answers in! Still, blardy darn enjoyable, deciding which to elaborate on, which to make no comment.. Gee! *POKES the Yvy too* - for luck..

At 9:01 pm, Blogger plink said...

l b: What's going on here? o_O l_b poking Yvy? This blog not rated 18lah people!
'...POKES the Yvy for luck.' XD

At 2:36 am, Blogger L B said...

I didn't mean to POKE Yvy there la!! I only poked her ribs slightly only - not even enough to make her scream leh.. Or did I?

Erm, maybe should have poked harder. After all, it's Sweetest Sin we talkin' about.. :-) That should rate it up to 18 for sure. *smirk*

Happy Friday to you.

At 11:45 am, Blogger Tiffany L said...

oh goodness gracious me.. tsk, tsk... yvy's a meanie for dumping this on you, but hey, it was fun right? ;)

At 1:41 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

adoi...whyla all poking me arr? humph, now i lost all my luck adi lar! be careful where u pok poke ar...dun salah poke arr. ;)

'pain' is pleasure ma, hedo....:D

At 4:34 pm, Blogger plink said...

HA: It's OK, self-tag lar.... Sendiri PocKai into it one.
*picks self up and dusts off*
L B: What you and Sweetest Sin do is entirely between yourselves. Use poke-tection please.... ;)
Yvy: L B only poking you dah... I was referring to The Crucible, where the girls went on trial and got a whole town in trouble. Eh, you never know har, but if L B salah/betul poke you, maybe your luck gets better?:D
I ought to charge for matchmaking services worr....

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