01 November 2006

The Drudge (Dowan2Go-On)

From the creators of The Blog(u)

The Drudge (Dowan2Go-On)
A Horror film by plinku

Synopsis: According to Malaysian lore, "The Drudge" is the curse of one who works in the grip of a powerful boredom. Those who encounter this murderous supernatural curse are gripped by a sense of senselessness and the inability to Go-On.
In a little office in the North, a little plink begins another day at work. Unknowingly opening a large file of quarterly figures, she unwittingly releases the spirits of boredom and the curse is reborn, as victim after victim falls to mindlessness in an endless, ever growing chain of horror.

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24 Comments:

At 7:43 pm, Blogger L B said...

*faints in a crumple of dirty underwear*

 
At 8:22 pm, Anonymous kat said...

Hmm..by right your blog should be fast to load since it has no pixes...

 
At 8:23 pm, Anonymous kat said...

Should be nice to spam....

 
At 8:23 pm, Anonymous kat said...

But.... it's cursed!!!

 
At 8:29 pm, Blogger plink said...

*clean underwear for AhWongKor*

kat: Yes, or bored witless.... I think it's the Beta Conspiracy....

 
At 9:19 pm, Anonymous may said...

*shivers in twisted panties*
eeeee... I sked liao!

nooOOOooooOOOOooo... *fades out*

 
At 10:15 pm, Blogger titoki said...

This is more terrifying than those horror movies in the cinema.

You are not going to chain me up and abuse me one hor? ;)

 
At 12:29 am, Blogger Simple American said...

And then the American came by to read the latest victim's blog. Just an innocent preoccupation. Plinksan had always been a fun read and the American expected no less today.

He got more that he bargained for. Before he could close the view window the spirit of boredom gripped him by the throat and the pain coarsed all across his body.

Soon dirty underwear was not limited to Italy. The screen lagged and time came to a stop. Underwear, already dirty mind you, gained the Kay El twist and transformed into panties. Can you say crunch nuts? And then to pile on, chains shot out of the monitor followed by a pair of evil sisters. Sisters trained in the ancient S&M art of Kungfu Beatyu.

Life would never be the same. If death did not come for the American first.

 
At 2:14 am, Blogger plink said...

may: Untwisted non-fading underwear for youuuu....

titoki: Goodness yes, and we haven't even gotten to the really scary part yet: T A X....
Abuse ar? That wan I think sengkor and Unker Cocka prolly know more than me.
*looking around innocently*

SA: Kungfu Beatyu? Wakakaka!!!
*hiding behind the couch*

 
At 3:06 am, Blogger angel said...

*hides under the Duvet*

Anyone wanna join me?? Feels kinda lonely under here...

 
At 10:37 am, Anonymous may said...

*joins angeliuliu under Duvet*

*FARTS*

oooopssssss... sorry sorry!!

*flaps the d=Duvet vigorously*

 
At 1:38 pm, Blogger fantasyflier said...

This blog cursed ah?
gimme 4d number can?

 
At 2:34 pm, Anonymous zeroimpact said...

Huh... got new movie ah
:P

 
At 7:12 pm, Blogger plink said...

*dives under duvet with angel and may*

*spray air freshener*

FF: This blog may be cursed, may be blessed. Depends if you like quarterly figures... or spamming.

ZI: Got new movie. Starring youuu....

 
At 7:29 pm, Blogger angel said...

Eeeekk!!! Somebody farted!!!
*picit hidung*
Potong Stim...
:P

Rose air freshener, prease?

 
At 8:52 pm, Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

Inability to Go On ah? Looks like angel and I must do another "My Heart Will Go On" photo take! LOL

 
At 12:32 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Is there a blog post out there on how to get the twist out of panties? Somethings have turned blue. 0.0

 
At 12:06 pm, Anonymous zeroimpact said...

Me ah... again ah
Then then, must think of a plot...
Murder...
Suspense...
Love...
May be everything also got
:P

 
At 8:39 pm, Blogger plink said...

angel: *spray more rose air freshener*

Cocka: *spray more Rose air freshener* I've got you. And I'll never let you go.... Waiseh! Very the yau yeng!

SAm: I think the first step may be to step out of the undies first....
*puts up screen around SimpleAmerican*
Move along, nothing to see here

ZI: Everything also got? Must be Ais Kacang: The Movie!
*sits down with bowl of ais kacang*
*press pray*

 
At 11:14 pm, Blogger Pink Cotton said...

YEARGHHHHHHHHH

the grudge..i mean the DRUDGE is back?!?!!??!

i m never opening another file again!
mwehehe

 
At 3:11 am, Blogger Simple American said...

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At 1:03 am, Blogger Simple American said...

What da ya mean nuthin to see? Almost as much as Shamu American?

*blushes*

Keep on moving folks.

 
At 1:04 am, Blogger Simple American said...

I miswrote the first quote. Sorry for the deletion. Piaks self.

 
At 6:39 pm, Blogger plink said...

PC: Yes, no open file, do no work equals no boring! Yay!

Move along, nothing to see here. Please ignore the Simple American piakking himself.

 

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