26 January 2006

Casting Call: Mission Implinkable

*Roll Mr. Mancini's delicious Mission: Impossible theme*

Good morning Jim, glad you could make it. Your mission follows.

Courtesy of temporary Bondmania on my part, I'm going to try an espionage film (what else?).
So far, LB, Yvy, SimpleAmerican and Tan Yee Wei have signed up, willingly and/or otherwise.
We're still open for more cast members. Come, come, don't shyshy here.
Even once we've started, there'll still be room for more.
OK, does anybody have preferred roles?

Re-edit 30 Jan 2006.
Lulian Bond looking for sleek device.
Yvy getting ready to kick ass.
YeeWei wants ass kicked...(?!?!).
SA is looking at things that need loads of special effects.
KG... hAlamakz! 'I want to be the mysterious stranger that Mr Bond falls madly for ....' Do you mean Mr. J. Bond/the star or Lormaikai Bond? :D
Metria The Furtive isn't about to slip away unnoticed.
More cast members please. No need to tarik harga here!

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This message will self-destruct as soon as I've got a cast list, characters, a storyline and am ready to start. If you are captured, the plink will disavow all knowledge of your (and her) activities.

44 Comments:

At 8:20 pm, Blogger L B said...

Lormaikai Bond reporting for duty..

 
At 10:08 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: :D OK, we oreddy know about LBond.
Siaper lagi mau? Ms. YvyPenny orso can change name wat

 
At 11:31 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

SA reporting in. I just want to kill, maim, and blow stuff up. The usual ya know.

 
At 3:42 am, Blogger Kucing Gatal said...

I want to be the mysterious stranger that Mr Bond falls madly for but can't get no matter how hard he tries.

Oh and, I don't die at the end (or anywhere else for that matter) :P

 
At 1:42 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

Yvypenny arr...? sound like old lady lar....:(

hhhmmmm.....i want to be that sexy femdom who owns cuffs, chains & has lotsa naughty ideas for world domination, how? :D please gimme name for character n pass the script. ;)

 
At 4:33 pm, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Hmm.. let me be Thumbelina.
Joking.

Yvypenny is cool.

 
At 4:55 pm, Anonymous yvypenny said...

oklar...since i already got a fan within the cast. ;) yvypenny it is. ;) ALSO as i can have an alter ego - sweetest sin. *mmmmwaaahahahahahaha!!!!*

 
At 4:55 pm, Blogger plink said...

SA: OkOK! Hold your horses. I need to talk to Special Effects, but should be just fine....
KG: No problem... leaves the way open for sequel or spin-off ler....
Yvy: Arbuden in recent Bond movies, Ms. Moneypenny quite lengloei what? OK, we find new name and femdom identity for you....
ThumbYeeWei: O_o o_O?!

 
At 4:59 pm, Anonymous kyels said...

Hey, Happy CNY to you!

 
At 5:01 pm, Blogger L B said...

Yvy, since you cannot use Sweetest Sin due to copyright infringement on your Contract with LBslashCK Inc., might I humbly suggest PoisonYvy? But that's too mundane.. Ok, how about Yvy Van Diesel? No? Hmm, Mata Yvy? Thunder YVY? Yvy Only Live Twice... I'm running outta ideas...

 
At 6:31 pm, Blogger plink said...

Kyels: Happy CNY to you too! Want a role?
LB: How about Triple-Yvy? Or 2Yvy2Furious? Plenty of VinDiesel references there. Maybe even The Yvy-fier.... :D
Yvypenny: Same name can, new name can orso.

 
At 1:58 am, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Are you lacking in villians?
Does your head bad guy need characterful henchmen to make it big?
Having trouble beating up the competitors?


Call Yee Wei! Bad guy for hire, only RM xxx per night.


ps. I don't mind kena cuffed by the sexy femdom character also. With the naughty ideas, of course ;)

 
At 11:32 am, Anonymous yvy for now said...

O_o yee wei.....you naughty fella you...*giggle giggle*

aiyak....infringement pulak. oklar....i leave the creativity to the creative. just make me REAL kick ass lar. ;)

 
At 1:35 pm, Blogger Lao Chen said...

*grins daftly*

 
At 1:54 pm, Anonymous Lormaikai Bond said...

Hmmmmmm.. "Bond..Lormaikai Bond.." doesn't quite have that ring to it, eh? LOL..

Hoppy Gong Xi Fa Chai to the cast of MIss: Implinkable!

 
At 6:06 pm, Blogger Metria said...

I want a minor but impactful role, can? For instance Mr Bond needs to track down where Yvy gets those furry cuffs from, and I'm the one who sells them.

 
At 6:13 pm, Blogger L B said...

*slips tiny wind powered tracking device into Metria The Bulu's lipstick pouch*

 
At 7:23 pm, Blogger Metria said...

Ah LB, your tracking device is indeed powerful. But my lipstick pouch doesn't carry lipstick. Instead it carries a cunningly disguised anti-transmission device to block all signals emitted by foreign objects.

I shall now slip away unnoticed.

And by the way I prefer Metria the Furtive ... ;)

 
At 8:20 pm, Blogger L B said...

Metria The Furtive it shall be then!
Importer of Curry Puffs, for the discerning Spy.

This anti-transmission cloaking device is useful.. PlinkGalore aka OctoPlinky, we need a dozen of those. And those lipstick pouches..

 
At 3:51 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Gong Hay Fat Choy.

I have left an Lai See/Ang Pow on the modem if you qualify.

This message will blow a hole in the ground for 250 meters 30 seconds after you have finished reading it.

 
At 4:59 am, Blogger Wingz said...

Wish you
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Step Step High Rise,
Year Year Got Fish,
One Road Smooth Wind,
Out In Flat Safe,
Smile Mouth Long Open,
Heart Think Work Done,
Dragon Horse Sperm God.
Gong Xi Fa Chai!!!!!

 
At 2:53 pm, Anonymous yvypenny said...

hhmmm...metria the furtive, does ur anti-transmission device vibrate & is battery operated? if so, where u buy arr?? :P i bet it doubles up as SOMETHING else eh? *gives off cheeky grin*

 
At 2:53 pm, Anonymous yvypenny said...

O_o Lomaikai!!! u oso wan for what??? aiyoooo....

 
At 3:33 pm, Blogger L B said...

Miss Yvypenny, I need those sleek vi...tracking devices to confuse the enemy agents, get them all high, thus facilitating deep penetration into the inner sanctums of SPECTRE to obtain plans to rule the moon. You? Why do you need one for? Eh? Eh?

 
At 1:25 am, Anonymous yvy said...

eehhh....lebond, did i say i was buying it for myself? *gives evil wink* i have MAJOR plans for world domination, it is a must to carry out my plans. mmmwaaahahahahaa!!! *evil laughter if didnt know it yet* :P

ppsstt...you have been designated to also be the promoter and advertiser for this movie, have you come up with a poster yet? ;)

 
At 5:32 pm, Blogger plink said...

HOII!!!
*Throws buckets of cold water everywhere*
Movie not yet startla people, already so 'miang'....:)
Somebody, somebody please think of the children.
YeeWei: Heavy duty martial arts for you, by which I mean you and Yvy both 2x5la....
LB: What if we call you Bond, Lulian Bond? :)
metria: Metria The Furtive... sounds like something from Lord of The Rings or somesuch.
Wingz: LOLROTFSleekDeviceOfWorldDominationBouncingAway! Gong Xi Fa Chai to you too!
SAm: Woohoo! Angpau from SAm! TQVMuch!

 
At 8:57 pm, Blogger L B said...

Has that anything to do with some World Durian Dominatrixes?.... Hmm... Do I have to use a spoon?

 
At 1:13 am, Blogger plink said...

LB: Quick! The Sleek Instrument of World Domination is bouncing away!
Wakakaka!! Dominating the world with a Sleek Durian. And The Spoon. Uiyo.... XD

 
At 1:14 am, Blogger Simple American said...

No knives for CNY L B. 'Member?

 
At 3:27 am, Blogger Metria said...

My name allows me to act in the LOTR series too should you ever decide to do that instead ;) I'm very forward thinking one.

And Yvy, no it does not vibrate. However, my super tiny, sleek and smooth spy cam disguised as a Kilometrico pen does. And it's a better length too :P

 
At 4:51 am, Blogger L B said...

Exactly! I can't use a knife, so I'd have to use a spoon.. LOL!! I bet this durian has a self inflating submarine inside, along the usual cloaking devices... Now, who wants to shake the Durian?

 
At 5:08 pm, Blogger plink said...

metria: o_O?! And yes, there may be a LOTR-thingy in the future. But one thing at a time lar....
LB: This durian, right, if it rattles when you shake it, what does it mean? How about if it smokes? Or if it vibrates? ;)

 
At 8:29 pm, Blogger L B said...

Dunno about durians that go vibrating in the night, but I'm doing the Method.. Shaken durian, not stirred... but I rather like the idea of a smoking durian.. That will definitely pave the way.

Oooh, yes, we need to do a LOTR!! I volunteer to be the Elf.. Ya? *Leggie Bond does doeful puppy eyes*

And if we do Vampires, I wanna be Lestat Bond.

 
At 8:48 pm, Blogger plink said...

Legolas Bond.... :D

 
At 10:25 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

eleh...children need to b educated. why not start YOUNG. lol

ok, ok...i'm been naughty AND bad. what punishment do i get? *wink*

shaken durian????? *runs for cover* that's the deadliest smell of all. n NO ONE is putting one in my ride. comprende?

metria : eh, length..*waves finger* no good. kilometrico pen arr? why not artliner 500? :P

*rotfloltehtarikspillagebzzzzzzzzelectrocutednowgotfrizzyhair*

 
At 11:59 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

LOTRs huh? I guess I'm your cave troll.

Vampire movies. I'm your writer. Already have a script done and 3 more in my head if the first is well revieved. There is so much at "stake" you see.

 
At 5:32 pm, Blogger plink said...

SAm: Ooo.... Vampire stories a specialty, then?
Yvy: Artliner 500?!?! Next thing what, the 10-in-1 kiddies pens ar? Your punishment would be a good durianning. Vibrating durian....

 
At 6:01 pm, Blogger L B said...

LOL!!! Vibrating Durian?!! For yvy??!! OMG...Tomorrow Never Dies Pt II..

*ahem - assumes LBond stoid stance*

 
At 6:08 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

*ahem* tomorrow never EVER die. period.

ppsttt....plink ar, this must be the MOST commented post in ur blog. :P write sumore hamsup things lar, then sure can soar wan. ROTFLMAO!!!

 
At 7:01 pm, Blogger plink said...

*Pours more cold water on everyone*
Yvy: OII!! Where I got write hamsup wan? Rosakla reputasi weh....
LB: Is that metria's pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see... Yvy?

 
At 8:22 pm, Blogger L B said...

I think it's just my Stake for the Vampire series... I'm of course ever happy to see yvy too.. but why is she not wearing anything? Is this the set for xXx - the Vixen Never Bites Twice? Wrong place again?

 
At 9:20 am, Anonymous yvy said...

oi....i was merely playing out my role well (as usual) as the emperor who has new clothes ok? haiyooo...kenot see my baju so nice meh?? lol :P LB is the very jahat wan...but i like wor. HAHAHA!!! th vixen nver bites twice? eh, how come i didnt get the script arr??

*plinky, ur water not cold enuf leh!*

 
At 4:53 pm, Blogger plink said...

Yvy: Baju very nice, only hamsup/jahat people cannot see....:)
Script may take a little time, but oreddy got ideas. Oreddy producing trailers weh! Go top of the page and have a looksee?

 
At 6:19 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » »

 

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