02 February 2006

Dr. Oops: Trailer One, Mission Implinkable

A sunny tropical beach, line with palms and ringed by and azure sea. The sky is clear and the sand, blindingly white. A warm breeze blows landwards, making palm fronds sway gently, almost seductively.
A young woman, Miss Ryder, emerges from the waters as a familiar man watches. As he makes a drink for himself inside inside his beachside hut, Mr. Bond hears her sing:

'Underneath the mango tree....'

Then, a sudden silence. Turning to the sea, Miss Ryder stares in sudden amazement and fear as someone else rises from the waves. Without so much as a ripple, a little figure dressed in a little white smock comes to stand on the waves. Long black hair completely covers its face, seeming somehow also to dim the sun.

Silence fills the air as surf and even the breeze is stilled. Colours shift, becoming wan and melting together as the little one approaches her. The young woman feels suddenly cold as the little girl in the smock reaches up and parts her hair.

'Aiyah. Wrong movie leh!' exclaims plink. Looking around in obvious confusion. 'I'm supposed to be in another story,' she explains by way of apology to the stunned Ms. Ryder. One anklehug and a quick wave later, she is gone.

*Roll James Bond opening theme*

40 Comments:

At 5:41 pm, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Heh cool turn around...
Thus the story begins after the 43-comment hype. WHee!

 
At 8:55 pm, Blogger L B said...

to the tune of Goldfinger..

Oh Doctor Oops, you are a flinky one..
The way you sway to the mango remains so gay
But when the thunderstorm hits.....


Soundtrack comes to a srceeching halt, as the Editing Director flips out over the little girl intruder on set..

 
At 9:25 pm, Blogger plink said...

YeeWei: Good to see you back!
LB: :D *gets up, dusts self off, goes off to The Blog(u) set*
Another trailer is in the works. Am also figuring out how to balance plot, character development and hair care.

 
At 10:56 pm, Blogger L B said...

Haircare is easy - just ask Yvyixen

 
At 11:40 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: Eh! Wrong hair woi....

 
At 11:53 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

I got my dinamite. You tell me and blow something up. k?

 
At 7:58 am, Anonymous yvy said...

woi!! apa lar, wrong set!! aiyoo...

eerrrmmm....hair is hair is hair? no matter where? ;P *aisey....it rhymes lar!!*

YW : u got that right!! lol :P

 
At 12:27 am, Blogger L B said...

we need curlers with micro-transmitters..

 
At 1:33 am, Blogger plink said...

SAm: Pyrotechnics ever welcome. Just figuring out where to use it... and on whom.... ;)
Yvy: Scared if follow LB's advice then you go wax my kepala then how?
LB: *apprehensively* Would those be microcurlers? (refer my previous comment)

 
At 6:47 am, Blogger L B said...

The chief baddie almost always bald wan, plinkfinger.. Have no fear, for it will go well with the part. On the other hand, we could do with a new look too. How about just bald on one side? Microcurlers will fix that just fine.

 
At 3:44 am, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Did the chief baddie gamble in public places in Malaysia?

*reference to a recent mess in Malaysia

 
At 12:32 pm, Blogger fantasyflier said...

I got sent here by the chief of the secret stuff one mr l b'ond, this the rehab centre? or can I play more of the secret agent stuff? :P nice blog you have here

 
At 4:44 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: Or even maybe bald in front (or back) only....
YeeWei: Wait, wait! Chief baddie not decided yet. Any candidates?
Ff: Hi and welcome! Thanks, your blog reads nicely too. Feel free to Bond yourself out: there's an ongoing Bond-fest at the moment. :)

 
At 12:54 am, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Looks around cautiously, and see no hands shoot up to volunteer for the Chief Baddie post.

Raises hand, s l o w l y.

A small voice, "me?"

 
At 2:57 am, Blogger L B said...

(LOL, Tan, great! And You can have mini-me too!!)

 
At 4:34 am, Blogger Simple American said...

So plinky galore. Do I blow up tan now? Huh? You want it?

 
At 5:50 am, Blogger plink said...

SAm: Waitwaitwait!! We need to figure out who the good and bad guys first. Besides, you get a cameo in the next trailer, explosives and all. ;)
YeeWei: All candidates considered, especially those will martial arts skills. Whoa, I can see the final fight scene now....
LB: I can see a final (small) fight scene now.... ;)

 
At 7:39 am, Blogger fantasyflier said...

fight scene can use lasers or not? more gadgets better, stylo milo mah

 
At 4:24 pm, Blogger L B said...

Can I have a small Trailer with built-in Olympic standard swimming pool & Tennis Court? Plus a couple of Stealth Golf Carts? And two assistants, please? Thank you.

 
At 8:07 pm, Anonymous lost yvy said...

oie..oie...oie, gambling lar, fighting lar, blowing up things lar. then where do I come in??? *sulks in a corner* NOBUDDY LOVES MEEEEEEEE!!!! *bawls into palms then s l o w l y takes a peek between fingers to see if anyone notice me or not* WAAAAAAAA!!!!! *no one notices me!!!!!* WAAAAAAAAAA!!

 
At 8:35 pm, Blogger L B said...

lost yvy: don't worry, plink's got BIG plans with the micro-curlers for you la... and I've brought you some henchmen in the shape of Vinnie.

 
At 9:04 pm, Blogger Lao Chen said...

You guys read Sophie's World?

plink is like the major who as absolute power over the characters' fates.

BTW if you havent read it...

*shrieks with hands on cheeks, a look of horrified surprise in the eyes*

do read it.

 
At 12:18 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Just a note. They had a trailer for Mission Impossible III during the Super Bowl yesterday. It looks pretty cool.

 
At 1:19 am, Blogger plink said...

Ff: Budgetlar, budget!
LB: Using the standard Primar Donnar Kontrek, I see... ;)
lYvy: Wah, you and YeeWei 2x5: both orso tarik harga wei!
SAm: Not seen MI3 trailer yet, but looking forward to it.

 
At 10:10 am, Blogger fantasyflier said...

alamak muz do things old fashion way ah. tot got new fashion a la Austin Powers LOL

 
At 2:45 pm, Anonymous drama-queen yvy said...

*ahem* i have a part with the micro-curlers? eeehhh....tell me more lar. ;)

 
At 4:18 pm, Blogger L B said...

.. and throw in a Lormaikai stall too, ok?

Where we going for location again? Maldives, yes? Scuba stuff.. JAWS.. Thunderballs?..

 
At 5:38 pm, Blogger plink said...

Ff: Of course new things orso can, but must suit the period and place. :)
LB: You bargain... hard, Mr. Bond. ;)
Yvy: o_O?! You have parts WITH microcurlers?! CAN! Can write like that also
*shakesheadwagsfinger*
Why you all so notti wan?
*More buckets of cold water for everyone*

 
At 9:29 pm, Blogger L B said...

"You expect me to grovel?"

 
At 12:12 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Do you want me to blow up the bucket of cold water? Give me the word!!!

Blasting caps at the ready, sir. Uh.. I mean mam.

 
At 12:30 am, Blogger plink said...

LB:No Mr. Bond, I expect you to grAvel. Typo, you see.
SAm: Enthusiasm, that's what we like to see!

With all the water being splashed about, I shudder to think about you naughty people and the fact that youur clothes are soaked. And transparent. Egads....

Please read my (now-ineffectual) disclaimer!

Nearly there, nearly there. Next trailer in a couple of days

 
At 1:57 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

welll......no one ever thought abt clothes being TRANSPARENT ok? you're putting ideas in ppl head!!! now NO amount of water cold or otherwise will help unless u intend to drown all of us. LOL :P

hahahaha!!! mmmmmmwaaahahahaha!!!bbbwaaahahahahaha-cough-cough-cough...ahem!

 
At 1:59 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

Forget blowing stuff up. I'm getting the hose.

 
At 2:58 pm, Blogger L B said...

LOL@Simple American...!! ROFL... Hey, bring the fire engine!! I'm grAveling.. *grAvel* *grAvel*..

All rise..

 
At 3:39 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

YAY!! fire engine = fireMEN?? YAY!!

 
At 5:06 pm, Blogger plink said...

SAm: Quick! More water for Yvy... Too hot, too hot!
LB: Cold water good for gro/avel rash too.
Yvy: *standsback* o_O? Fuiyo....

 
At 8:54 pm, Blogger L B said...

Goog grief, yvy!!! LOL.... I am reluctant to yell "FIRE!!".. now.. Gods know what you'll be firing this time.. How did you know the micro-curlers double up as Homing Missiles?!! The noise from the battery operated motor inside? ..

PlinkyGalore, but I am already all wet... er.. wait.... I'm sogged,..wait, that didn't come out clear enough either.. I'm drenched! Better? *waiting for a response from the Vixen*

 
At 2:52 am, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Yvy, 'transparent clothes' and 'firemen' in the same sentence would be more interesting, don't you agree?

 
At 12:43 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

i think i'll just keep quiet for *now*. i'm scaring all the cast and getting them all FIRED up. *plink might just throw me out of the trailer!!!* LOL :P

silence is golden ~ but i dunno for how long lar!! LMAO

 
At 4:58 pm, Blogger plink said...

YeeWei: Or did you mean'... "Yvy", "transparent clothes" and "firemen"'?
Yvy: What say you to the above? Maybe YOU meant that instead? ;)

 

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