24 August 2006

Fikiran Serong (Thinking crooked)

At the office, one colleague from The South, Ms. X was talking to another, Mr. Y.


Ms. X: ...And yes, the course I recommend is The Southern one.

Mr. Y: How come? Good ah?

Ms. X: Of course-la good. Detailed notes, good lecturers and tutors. The practical sessions good summore, very realistic(k).

Mr. Y: But The South is a bit far, hor?

Ms. X: Yah, but the course is very near to my place. When you come, stay overlah. I make sure there's a bed for you....

Whole office: *O.Odropfilespengsan*

Ms. X: -_-" NOT MY BED LAH! Spare bed wei....

21 Comments:

At 7:05 pm, Blogger L B said...

OMG, first to chup! I have missed that sensation, that feeling of power, that rush of blood to the head, that insatiable torrent of ..er.. eh? LOL, ok, ok, spare bed oso can ma...

 
At 7:19 pm, Blogger angel said...

*LOL* @ ElleB.
psst psst... actuari, i chup first wan... but i gib chance... haha! but tak sangka he pulak is the first wan... but good lah, let him be hepily sexcited... ;)

Ei, u r the Ms. X arr?
:P

 
At 7:25 pm, Blogger Chen said...

Plink is Ms X hoh?
Who is Mr Y
:P

 
At 10:41 pm, Blogger fantasyflier said...

wahahaaa LOL you just made my day :D

 
At 11:45 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

I got a spare bed if I can kick my daughter out of it.

 
At 11:46 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

Oh and I mean the guest room. She has her own room. I'm not that cruel. Texas is in the south too. *wink wink*

 
At 4:49 am, Blogger plink said...

LB: I thought Mr. Y looked familiar.... ;)

angel: Uik? I thought X=angel? No, not me lar. Since when I'm from The South wan? Kekeke.... I wonder if carcar has anything to say about this....

chen: *points to the two above* Kekeke....

FF: X and Y made all our days today.... =D

SA: SADaughter sleeps in the guest room? Wakaka... Of course, how could I forget? But Texas is in The Different South from Ms. X. ;)

 
At 9:36 am, Anonymous zeroimpact said...

I think I am slow...
No understand...
:(

 
At 8:43 pm, Blogger angel said...

ei auntie arr, wa ka lu kong... lu tiok tag liao... muahahaha!

 
At 4:32 am, Blogger plink said...

ZI: We didn't either, apparently.... Tersalah faham pulak....

angel: Yioh.... chamm liao, tiok tag siah puisi merdeka arr?

 
At 9:21 am, Anonymous kyels said...

Lol. It's so funny. Made me smile and it's gonna be a good day today!

Have a great weekend!

(:

 
At 9:26 am, Blogger titoki said...

Let Y = Mr Y
And X = plink

Y + X = Y X = Why seX

OMG!!! This is so liuliu scandalous!!! ;)

 
At 1:51 pm, Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

Mr Y is always welcome to enrol at Lin Cock Wingz university of fine Yamade Arts.
Plenty of beds here. LOL

 
At 3:16 pm, Blogger plink said...

kyels: Have a good weekend too! Ms. X will never hear the end of this one.... ;)

EvilTik: O.O Like this also can kira? Oi!! I'm not Xlar... but it is scandalous.

X and Y have not been seen lately. Do you think....

Unker Cocka: Y might be interested in your *ahem* Postgraduate programme. I think Y was as surprised as anyone.

 
At 2:43 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

She thinks she is special for staying in there.

Actually she ate in her bedroom and ants invaded. I told her not to eat in the bedroom. She never listens. Last time she had a mouse.

 
At 4:20 am, Blogger plink said...

She ate a mouse?! O.O

 
At 12:14 am, Blogger Simple American said...

I wouldn't put it past her.

But it was kind of funny when the mouse jumped out and scared her and her Mom. She would hide in her closet and eat snacks. Guess who have to kill the mouse?

 
At 10:09 am, Anonymous kyels said...

Plink, you got tagged! Check my site!

XD

 
At 1:26 pm, Blogger a^ben said...

ooooooo~ loh-man-tick nia~~~ kongsi katil` wakakakakakkak! :X

 
At 5:18 pm, Blogger plink said...

kyels: Eek! Six random things ka? Okokok... I'll try and think randomly....

a^ben: You should have seen the look on Y's face.... LOL!

 
At 11:55 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Si je prends un article entier avec des informations de Wikia, en particulier de script et je le posterai sur mon site, traduisant les infos dans ma langue, est-ce un problème? les scripts de Wikia sont sous copyright ou qch ou il ya une façon, ils pourraient fermer mon site?.

 

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