07 November 2006

I know I'm unremarkable, but really....

At an unnamed kopitiam in the North, a little plink sits down with a book and a latte, waiting for her cinnamon pastry to arrive.
At long last, a movement from the kitchen: the pastry is coming.

Server: o.O O.o o.O

plink: *wavewavewave*

server: O.o o.O O.o *looks past plink*

plink: *WAVEWAVEWAVE*

server: o.O O.o o.O *looks through plink*

plink: *WAVEWAVEW....* Over herelah oii!!!

server: O.o o.O ((((OOO.OOO)))) zOMGBBQFallDownPastrySmash


So there I was, right, sitting in plain view. Everyone could see me. Well, obviously not everyone.

And this happens to me all the time. It's like people can't see me or hear me or feel me.

Do I need a sign over my head with flashing lights that says 'plink'?

18 Comments:

At 12:57 am, Blogger angel said...

LOL!
Oh ma' gawd!!!

Maybe because you are too small?
O.O
:P

 
At 1:53 am, Blogger L B said...

*hangs lighted TungKu garlands around plinkie's head, and arms, and thighs...*

there, that should do it...

 
At 3:10 am, Blogger Simple American said...

Maybe you should try spit wads. Wehnever I did spit wads in school I always got the attention of my victim and lao shih. Burn my britches at the thought. Aftermath.

But that is a very nonlethal way to get people's attention. :) Or you could throw your shoe.

I think if the waiter could read, he would know that Plinksan should not be trifled with. At any size.

 
At 7:15 am, Anonymous may said...

here ya go, a nice big whistle and bright red pom-poms!! and if all else fails, piak o.O O.o o.O with this... *hands over a fresh sotong*

 
At 7:53 pm, Blogger plink said...

angel: ... Or maybe even the wrong shape! Hrrmph!

LB: If I ever needed a reason to buy loads of batteries, I guess this would be it! :D

SA: Why not burn your britches at the waiter? That should get their attention pretty quickly... if getting your britches out to burn doesn't, that is....

may: Exactly right! For a second, a brief *koffkoff* second, I desperately wanted a sotong to piak o.O O.o o.O with. And it didn't have to be particularly fresh either.... ;)

Maybe what I really need is a foghorn.

 
At 9:05 pm, Blogger L B said...

No, no, lots of candles!!

*foghorn plink*?.... shudders...

 
At 10:05 pm, Blogger nyonyapenang said...

try waving with a red hankie. ;)

 
At 12:23 am, Blogger angel said...

LOL @ nyonya!!
Or red undie?
*LMAO*
*points @ nyonya*
She lah, gib me the idea wannn... :P

 
At 1:02 am, Blogger Simple American said...

My britches were already burned by lao shih's board of education. You might call it a paddle. Smoking!!!

 
At 1:50 am, Blogger Winn said...

try digging nose...

 
At 3:43 am, Blogger L B said...

ah ben STILL didnt post his blue blue tei teh kor as promised :(

 
At 11:23 am, Anonymous zeroimpact said...

Muahahaha
Next time I help you
Light up the menu with a lighter and definitely they will come to you
LOL

 
At 6:36 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: Candles and hot wax? A bit dangerous for my liking. Maybe a USB light instead....

NP: Imagine the look on their faces (servers and patrons both): 'Yoohoo...!' ;)

angel: Imagine the look on their faces (servers and patrons both): 'Yoohoo...!' :D

SA: 'The Board of Education' WakakaLOLOL!!

winn: The way she was going, I would have needed to dig HER nose to get her attention. :(

LB: Blue undies? Red in one hand and blue in the other? Oi Nyonya and angel, you all listening or not?

ZI: And why not? They'll certainly come after I light up their lives in that way.... ;)

 
At 11:28 am, Blogger fantasyflier said...

flashing neons are the best, got all kinds of colours and very bright, i got cheap sale here wan?

 
At 1:13 pm, Blogger Ah Boy said...

u should carry a whistle together with u.
can ppweettt pwweetttt anytime :P

 
At 1:15 pm, Blogger Chen said...

*faint*
use the wrong profile name to comment pulak.. so the liuliu.. :P

 
At 6:50 pm, Blogger plink said...

FF: OK, can I have a bright pink 'plink' please, with a flashing purple surround?

Chen: HORRR!!! Pecah tembelang oredi: AhBoy is you!!! Does this mean that Liucat is Winn? ;)

 
At 7:22 pm, Blogger Chen said...

just now i let ah boy use the computer to post mah... he also uses computer wan.. he very canggih :D

I tersilap used his identity to comment :P Must apologise to him liao...

LOL

 

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