plink learns about the birds and the bees
While at conversation with cx a couple of days ago…plink: … but the general tone of discussion is ‘No sex please, we’re Malaysian.’
cx: Yalah, then they get all indignant and huffy when we reach a certain age and ask, ‘Where are my grandchildren?’
plink: They never tell us; how are we supposed to find out how to make babies?
cx: My grandmother told me, ‘The boy puts his kkc inside your popok and “sort of wees” inside you!’
plink: *drink fountains from nostrils, eyes and ears* * cough * * splutter * * hack! *
posted by plink @ 6:09 pm
2 Comments:
Actually, it was my mum. She's good at stuff like that.
Lucky you! My parents go bright red at the mention of baby-making. The way they act about it, I'm surprised they made any plinks at all! :-D
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