16 December 2005

I Saw....

Warning: This may hurt. Children, please get your parents to share it with you, but be aware they may turn bright red and pass out first....

'I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night....'


When lyrics spell trouble, I get chills down my spine. When I hear this song, I need a back rub. With whiskey. Tickle me, please....
If I was being naughty then, spare a thought for the our children. This song can do funny things to their minds.
My back freezes solid whenever I hear the opening lines (more to the left, please, sayang...). Kissing people under the mistletoe isn't really innocent, is it? It's a fertility rite. First the kissing, then... this blog becomes 18SX!
One more time: Fertility = disclaimer, or parents report this blog to a newspaper and plink becomes a 'pengendali laman web d@j@l.
It's so obvious what Mommy and Santa are up to.

'She didn't hear me creep
Downstairs to have a peep
They thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom
Fast asleep.'


We're teaching kids to go spy on Santa? The night of Christmas eve, they should be in bed! Does this mean if Mommy is up and running around with strange Santas, the kids will be capable of anything, even espionage?

'Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath that beard so snowy white....'


Waitwaitwait!! 18SX 18SX!! Children, go to your rooms, plink is not about to be labelled d@j@l just so you can get your kicks.

We all know what tickling leads to....

'Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last ni..ight!!'


What a laugh indeed. Kissing, tickling, only the heavens know where it will all end up.

Santa, does Mrs. Claus know what you get exposed to every Christmas night? Do the Little Clauses know what their Daddy gets up to every Christmas night?

IknowIknow, it's really Daddy in a Santa Claus suit. That makes it all right, of course.

Wrong.

Consider this: it's Christmas eve and plink has just slipped out of bed and crept downstairs to see pMom under the mistletoe kissing a man fitting the description of one Mr. S. Claus a.k.a. The Christmasfather.
How am I to know that it's pDad? pDad isn't fat and jolly. pDad does not have a great white beard. My response is likely to be ZOMGWTFBBQCharSiewWanTanMee *shockhorrorpengsanscarredforlife*

Yeesh....

*shudder*

Guess which song I'm going to be singing to children this Christmas?

*evilgrinz*

12 Comments:

At 7:06 pm, Blogger L B said...

Oiyuh, you really sick! Sick! Sakit! But it's also hilarious!! :-)

"ZOMGWTFBBQCharSiewWanTanMee *shockhorrorpengsanscarredforlife*"

Hahah!! *spits out Coke*

 
At 8:43 pm, Blogger plink said...

Glad you liked it... I think. ;)
Christmas was never quite the same again for me. I blame the song.... :/

 
At 8:52 pm, Blogger L B said...

You have been TAGGED! Please go to http://bangchai.blogspot.com/2005/12/xmas-wish-another-tag.html to see what you have gotten yourself into this time! :-)

 
At 3:40 pm, Anonymous hokkienlang said...

you have been tagged! check my latest post!

 
At 10:56 am, Anonymous yvy said...

bbwaaahahahahaha!!!! kena tag so many times!!

lol

 
At 11:30 pm, Blogger plink said...

ZOMGWTFBBQCharSiewWanTanMee *shockhorrorpengsanscarredforlife*

Tagged twice. TWICE?!?! o_O

OKlah, let's see what we can make of these....

You realize of course... this... means... war....

*evilgrinz*

More memes for everyone! Yay!!

 
At 3:08 am, Blogger L B said...

I saw Mummy kissing Santa's ...

WAR? No war, just love, and more love, and still more love!
PEACE, evilgrinner! :P

 
At 3:23 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

wah...LB is overflowing n over oozing with love wor....lol =P

eh, woman...update lar!!!!

 
At 1:39 am, Blogger L B said...

LOL!!!! oozing?!!!

 
At 7:45 am, Blogger plink said...

Okokokok! Sorryla, web access teruk macam these couple of days (plus writer's block manyak besar mya).
Update kambing wei....

 
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