10 April 2006

Mission Implinkable: Cold Water trailer

SAm, LB, Yvy, metria, may, KG and HA crowd around Yee Wei, who is opening a little brown paper packet.

'What is it?'
'Teddy bears!'
'It's a cicak.'
'Maybe a model car.'
‘Or even… a durian!’

A very familiar tape recorder emerges, to everyone's disappointment. With the same, famous click, it starts to play.

*roll U2's sexy slow version of the Mission Impossible theme*

Good morning, team. As you may or may not know, the world of performing arts is currently in a state of ferment. Someone or a few someones are taking songs of playwrights and mangling them with shoddy lyrics.’

* LB quickly assumes an air of nonchalance, whistling tunelessly *

Although the results are hilarious, it is also wrong and we at the Impossible Missions Foundation have to put a stop to it. That’s where you come in. Your unique mixture of talents will be invaluable in this enterprise. You will first have to find out who is committing these crimes against humanity and then bring them to justice. Or bring justice upon them, then find out who they are. Whatever.

As always, if you or any member of your Impossible Missions Force are captured and made to go to the local Balai, the director will disavow any and all knowledge of your
hamsup activities. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Then it starts to burn, smoke curling from underneath the little box as flames start up inside.

‘AIYA!!! FIRE!!' From out of nowhere, plink dashes in and dumps a bucketful of cold water over the smoky, tangled mess.

'WOOIII!!!' comes the vast groan of chagrin from the assembled team.

'What?' plink looks around in confusion. 'What did I do?'

*end MI theme with rattles, horns and drums*


At 10:22 pm, Blogger may said...

*puts on sleek oakley sunglasses*
*tries to blend in with the background*
*exits stage left...*

At 12:17 am, Blogger Lao Chen said...

Is it just my selective memory, or this series seems to be all too happy to play with fire? I think the previous installment had a very festive fireworks display.

Love the links btw. The '...' link for metria's electric shock was quite elegantly done.

At 1:32 am, Blogger L B said...

...re-assumes Manuel's Identity (Plinky Towers)... "Eye noo nuthin'.." instead..
and nonchalantly whistles the tune to Love Theme from the PlinkFather II

At 3:27 am, Anonymous angel said...

LOL! so the drama wan...

At 4:35 pm, Blogger plink said...

may: *stands around with bucket*
*still looking confused*

YeeWei: Thanx! Thought I'd cram some links together and see what came out. Who'd have thought there'd be a bucket of water involved? ;)

LB: Respect me... respect the pFamily.... ;P

angel: TQ! Drama is becoz we're getting ready for the Big One.

Sorry for the delay: writer's block is hitting this one. You'll all be the first to know as soon as it's ready. Yay! Go me....

At 5:19 pm, Blogger Metria said...

Plink is a closet pyromaniac, methinks ;)

At 7:24 pm, Blogger plink said...

metria: Closet pyromaniac? Not really; I've kept my pyromania on public display.... ;)
Nice to see you again!
Oh, and there's an update, everyone!

At 3:30 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

cis!! and i thot that my new SYNTHETIC leather whip just arrived. cheh....

At 4:01 pm, Blogger plink said...

Eh, SINthetic, maybe? ;)


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