Delima Kasih

My Fair SCB

A group of people file onto an empty stage. One of their number, a small figure in front, blows a set of tuning pipes.
'Humm....'
And to the music of With A Little Bit Of Luck from My Fair Lady, they begin to sing....

The Lord above made many many bloggers
Then looked around and saw that all were men
The Lord above made many many bloggers but,
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
God got down to making Siao Char Bor
With a little bit
With a little bit
God got down to making Siao Char Bor
With a little bit
With a little bit
Siao Char Bor got made: that’s our good luck!

With KNN and ‘shove it up his backside’
With HKC and TNMCH!
With KNN and ‘shove it up his backside/butt’
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
Siao Char Bor don’t need no disclaimer
With a little bit
With a little bit
Siao Char Bor don’t need no disclaimer
With a little bit
With a little bit
Siao Char Bor jin gau meir lang chau uar! 1

The Lord above made men to be bad drivers
They always go and kacau Siao Char Bor
The Lord above made men to be bad drivers but
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
They go off and kena big saman 2
With a little bit
With a little bit
They go off and kena big saman
With a little bit
With a little bit
They go off and kena big saman

The Lord above made Siao Char Bor a lenglui
Red-blooded males see already want to kau 3
The Lord above made Siao Char Bor a lenglui but
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
Siao Char Bor has had her exit planned
With a little bit
With a little bit
Siao Char Bor has had her exit planned
With a little bit
With a little bit
Why Ah Bengs all look for Siao Char Bor?

She’s now asleep and we all want to wake her
She might not see but we know she can hear
She’s now asleep and we all want to wake her but
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
One day soon Siao Char Bor will get well
With a little bit
With a little bit
One day soon Siao Char Bor will get well
With a little bit
With a little bit
One day soon Siao Char Bor will get well

Siao Char Bor owes her fans a dinner date
Promised char siew, siew yoke and coffee
Siao Char Bor owes her fans a dinner date, yes but
With a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
When she gets well we all belanja 4
With a little bit
With a little bit
When she gets well we all belanja
With a little bit
With a little bit
Siao Char Bor jom pergi big makan! 5

1. Siao Char Bor has uber-l337 skillz at pwning n008 dr1v3r2 (Hokkien)
2. Saman: traffic summonses and/or spot-fine (Malay)
3. Kau: attempted pick-up e.g. 'I think heaven must be missing an angel....' (Cantonese)
4. Belanja: our treat
5. Siao Char Bor, let's all go have a large (celebratory) meal (Manglish)

Siao Char Bor, we're praying and hoping for your swift recovery. Then we can have the big makan that we've been promising! :)

posted by plink @ 4:03 pm