The Stalker's Anthem
An empty stage. A group of people, ostensibly nuns, file onstage and set up like a choir. A little figure in a nun’s habit takes out a small set of pipes and chokes….*coughsplutterhack!*
*choir rolls eyes en masse*
And the music starts to play….
I Will Follow Them
[to the music of I Will Follow Him by Little Peggy March]
[with a gospel choir backing, of course]
I will follow them
Follow them wherever they may blog
Their writing brings joy unto me
And laughter and tears and their fears all I may see
I will follow them
Even though they move their blog I will
Update all my links quite quickly
The better to read new entries as they appear!
I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em!
And where they move I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow!
I will follow him
Ever since I read his blog I knew
There wasn’t a topic too deep
And with morals high he would keep trouble away.
I will follow her
She of sampan paddle and tattoo
And now she is getting married
A bicycle is her new friend,
It is her destiny (des-ti-ny!)
I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em!
And where they move I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow!
I’m waiting for new entries and medals and HugHugs!
From now until forever, forever, For-ever!
I will follow may
Follow though she climb faster than me
I want to bake cakes like LB
Or chi pies, her scones and his tarts; I now hear smoke alarms (smoke alarms)
I will follow him
From the homeland of the free and brave
His visage, a definite must-see
A banjo play’r extraordinaire, our One King of Memes
Our One King of Memes!
I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em!
And where they move I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow!
I’m waiting for new entries and medals and HugHugs!
From now until forever, forever, For-ever!
I will follow them,
Minishorts, FA and Suanie too
They write with such joy and insight
I must read them before I can start my day
I will follow them
Though they change their domains more than once
For I’m now a stalker, truly
There is no cure so I must read, read ev’ryday!
Faster update, woay!!
I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em!
And where they move I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow!
I’m waiting for new entries and medals and HugHugs!
From now until forever, forever, For-ever!
I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em, I’ll stalk ‘em!
And where they move I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow!
I’m waiting for new entries and medals and HugHugs!
From now until forever, forever, For-ever! (fade….)
This is for our friends who have moved blogs, both in the distant and recent past. Keep doing what you do and we’ll keep coming back. Even if you move…. Promise!
*muaks*
posted by plink @ 8:58 am
19 Comments:
follow! follow! follow! *plays the flute like the Pied Piper of Hamlin... streams of bloggers following the merry tune...*
so when is your turn to move house? we'll follow wherever you go too... ;)
Grrr Grrrr how long does it take you to write all these? lol
WAH!!! *sniff sniff* sungguh terharu daku menbaca/menyanyi lagu nafas baru ini. :D tima kasih! tima kasih...i very teh kembang now.
[translated : i'm so touch reading/singing this song which has been given a makeover of some sort. tq! tq! i've been inflated.]
errmm...woman arr, u sure u not weird al's protege?
ROFLMAO... *hiccup*
Fatt Hau Sunn draws up a contract...
ROFLMAO... *hiccup*
Fatt Hau Sunn draws up a contract...
I want to move house also but no architect to help me!!
*amazed*
*stunned*
*tabik*
i will follow plink...
follow plink wherever she may go...
i'll dance to the songs that plink sings
and patiently waits for her lines
to sing sing along...
sounds cacat anot?? LOL!
Aik! I get distracted for a day and straightaway got eight comments already....
may: Nolar, I'm staying put for the time being. Having plenty of fun right here, where everyone can get me. :)
helen: Not long worr.... Sikit-sikit, lama-lama jadi bukit! One hour to get inspiration, half an hour to get OK. One more hour then gautim! Three hours is longest and it's such good fun. You try lar! Your Engrish manyak-the-powderfull wan! =)
Yvy: Weird Al? Siaper tu? Eh, dunla puji me so much, nanti kembang jugak kepala I (Pls. moderate your praise, my head is doing the same thing as yours).
LB: *looks at both contracts*
*takes out pen and plays spot-the-difference with contracts*
DBW: Have no fear, the house move experts are here. Just check out the other comments wor. Wah... so-the-respek orr....
SAm-sama: Public banjo concerts?! Wakaka.... Wouldn't it be nice to be the Malaysian Andrew Lloyd Webber? I know, I'll go ask Albie Lloydmaikai!
Excuse me a moment, please....
angel: *dances to angel's heavenly tune*
Yay! *clapclapclap*
Wah angel also getting in on the show orredy! Eh, your tickets how much, ah? ;)
hahahahahahaha, I was wondering what you were going on about at two contracts! Then I saw... I had *hiccupped* and posted twice liao...
SIGN, plse.
..on both, just to be kiasu.
LB: Wah, so fast! *Apprause!*
*puts on reading glasses*
Eh, I'm not old enough to need reading glasses....
*readreadread*
What's this part about... you want who to be my Image Consultant?!
Marc Jacobs, but he's not available so we're getting Rojaks..
SAm: Yes, but isn't it strange how some people have no qualms about giving banjo 'concerts' in public....
LB: Okay... now I'm worried if my image become Rosakz because of Rojakz.... ;)
*waves frantically to plink from albiewong.com*
My ticket?? I can do show meh?? No lah...i just wannabe a wannabe ;) aik...how come sounds like keatix liddat...
(((((BIGBEARYHUG)))))
*O.O from angel's BIGBEARYHUG*
Can do show wan! Good song wor....
keatix is no wannabe: keatix already IS!
*wavewave to keatix also*
angel apologises on behalf of the wannabe bcos the wannabe is away in Bangcock ;)
Ohh hoho...now I know why u put me on the HowDeepIsYourLove show!
*cubit-cubit*
:D
lmao wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff :P
angel: OKOKOK... *cubitback* :D
Yalah, seen your blog, full of songs. About time you went from singing to dancing mah!
suanie: Wah... long time no see! You're in the song bcos you're a star. Sanjung setinggi-tinggi sanjungla....
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