15 May 2006

Bishonen desu ne? / How Cute Is Your Son?

Apology: the original version of this post was too long and too confusing. Hopefully, this one is more enjoyable.

Warning: Children, please check that your parents are okay to share this post with you. There are things in here that they might not think funny at all.
Helen, please check that your son is okay to share this post with you. There are things in here that he might not think funny at all. Or he might....

How Cute Is Your Son?
[to the music of How Deep Is Your Love, the BeeGees and latterly, Take That]

(Haa….aa…. )

A broody son, of that you had no doubt
So surly that girls would just run away
You were worried he was gay, but then he came right out
And said, ‘Dear mother, meet some of my friends’

And on the web / it became quite clear
That your son / proud but wrong / yes the surly one
He has girlfriends far and near
Bishonen desu ne / (Bishonen, your son is ka-waii)
Now that you really know
Nothing now will ever be the same
‘Cute’ is his name
And they all won’t let him be
Nothing ever comes for free

Now the worry starts
These are the worst fears in your heart of hearts
How the grumpy boy who got by on not much stew
Will handle women that are kawaii too.

And on the web it / became quite clear
That your son / always wrong / yes the broody one
He has girlfriends far and near
Bishonen desu ne / (Bishonen, your son is ka-waii)
Now that you really know
Nothing now will ever be the same
He’s changed his game
We should all have known of course
They’ll be knocking down the doors

[guitar solo]
[Bishonen, kawaii desu….]

And on the web / it was very clear
That your son / never wrong / yet the grumpy one
Has a fan club you can fear
Bishonen desu ne / (Bishonen, your son is ka-waii)
Three hundred friends and more
Nothing now will ever be the same
Who is to blame
We’re all scared he has no brain
Please God, make him brood again (doo-do-do-do-doo)

Haaa..(How) kawaii is your son, kawaii is your son,
Still you know this could be worse
He could dress in sequins and wear furs
Had surgery
Yes the kind that makes guys girls
Then he’ll say he’s wearing pearls (doo-do-do-do-doo, Bishonen desu ne?)

How kawaii is your son, bishonen desu ne? (doo-do-do-doo, Bishonen desu ne?)
How kawaii is your son, bishonen desu ne? (doo-do-do-doo, Bishonen desu ne?)


Glossary (prink speaku Yapunis):

Bishonen desu, ne? : Hensem guy, no?
Kawaii: Cute.

Sub-disclaimer: I don't actually speak Japanese, so anyone out there with real definitions, help, please? It'd be very embarrassing if I've actually written, 'Guy who looks and smells like rancid camel cheese,' instead....


At 5:04 pm, Anonymous may said...

me no unnderstand...
must be too much magic mushrooms...
errr.. what's "bishonen desu ne"?


At 6:27 pm, Blogger plink said...

Sorry, sorry! Have reposted with transration.
I think 'Bishonen desu ne?' means 'Lengjai or not?'
Too much TungKu is probably right: trying to squeeze so many things into one post probably wasn't too good an idea.
Does anyone remember Take That's MTVideo for How Deep Is Your Love?
Haiyah, if too teruk, I'll have to re-edit the post again and leave just the song.

At 7:03 pm, Anonymous L B said...

Waaaaa, one moment I was up there, next moment kena piak away like Smeagol... So heartbroken, so sad, so inconsolable, so unpreciouusss...
*goes off to rewash spatula again*.......
*washes spatula with tears*

At 7:08 pm, Blogger plink said...

LB: Oii... where got! Come back! Come back! Let mayplink sayang-sayang... and iodine and Dr. Chen and all the rest.... ;)

*tissue paper for AhWongKor*

At 10:36 pm, Blogger angel said...

LOL! WAAAAAAAA!!!! Konbanwa!!! *muah muah* plink-a-baby speaku Nihongo!!! Totemo taihen desu!!! (transration, very the terrorist!)

*impresso impresso*

Ha??? angel wa dansu the MTV??

...psst psst...angel wa needo bishonen leh...how how??

ei, plink, apa bagi AhWongKor tisu paper?? aisay...kasi towel lar... :P the tissue wa stucku on the bruise-su eye, how?

At 10:40 pm, Blogger Wingz said...

wakaranai desho~~

At 10:43 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

Guy who looks and smells like rancid camel cheese. That would be the song about my attractiveness.

At 12:56 am, Blogger plink said...

Angel: Ermm... nolar, I kesian WongKor, menangis (crying)oni.... Hope he feel better now. :)
Needu bishonen desu?
No problem mar: Angel wa bishoujo desu! And your UltraViolet outfit hor.... ;-)

TanSliLatukLoktorWingz: Hajimemashita! Werlkum,werlkum! Huan eng lai gua geh brlok! Chaeng yuplei yumbooi char....

SAm-sama: You smell like rancid camel cheese?

Sorry, sorry. Nobody watch the MTVideo izzit? Nehmine, I edit and repost!

At 2:06 am, Blogger Wingz said...

yumchar ? i want cham ping satu! susu korang!

At 9:55 am, Blogger Helen said...

Hahahaha, I'll show ur song to my boy!!

Hey, try doing some rap songs lar!! That ought to be fun! :-P

At 1:29 pm, Anonymous yvy said...

ah prink arr....wa mya mata sama lidah sudah knotted up lor mau kasi cakap ini slang manyak susah lor. wa tara paham apu u cakap lor. itu angel lagi satu, bikin wa mya kapala pusing lor!!! ;P

o, u mya karaoke manyak syiok, bila mau bukak kedai arr sama LB-san?

At 3:07 pm, Blogger plink said...

TanSlee: Cham Ping korang susu, boleh! Mau kasi manis ka?
Helen: Glad you enjoyed it! :D Hope your son enjoys it too; I certainly enjoyed writing it!
Ooo... rap sounds like fun. Have to go look. Any requests?
Yvy: Yalor... it's amazing what you can do with a Japanese phrase-book, no? I just do a Gong Li and sing phoenetically....

Oi LB: Where you want to open Karaoke? ;-)

At 5:41 pm, Anonymous L B said...

In Las Vegas on Main Street. We busk! We collect funds for setting up www.plink.com.

At 11:31 pm, Blogger Simple American said...

I thought Ang Moh smell like cheese? That is what Silly Celly said.

At 12:09 am, Blogger angel said...

plink-u-san, anata wa meme-d ;)

la la la... la la la... :P

At 8:24 am, Blogger fantasyflier said...

farnee lah this song, can die laughing
*ahem* nice work!

At 1:02 pm, Blogger Wingz said...

angel san ... eh anatawa onanohito desuka? watashiwa ashiteru desunehh!!

At 2:26 pm, Blogger Helen said...

How about Gangsta Paradise. OK, OK I know not so update... but, heck, it's one of the few rap song I actually like.. lol

At 4:39 pm, Anonymous flooziechickus said...

I found you!

At 5:30 pm, Blogger plink said...

Helen: Yammkunglor! I actually remember Gangstaz Paradise! OK, I start work on that was orso.

TanSli: Waitwait! Transrayshen prease!

FF: Tenkiu! Tenkiu! Glad you liked it. =) I wonder how Helen and the Bishonen of the title are getting on....

angel: *smacks forehead* Aiyo... just when I thought it was safe. Wait ar? Kambing, kambing.

SAm: Angmoh smells like cheese? Well, you learn something new every day!
Here got rancid cheese, your blog got garlic... anybody else mya blog got signature aroma or not, har?

AhWongKor: Viva Las Vegas! Wah, collect marney for a dotcom domain worr....

FC: Welcome, welcome! You certainly took your time horr? ;-)

At 7:59 pm, Blogger angel said...

aik...plinku-san... TanSliSayap ask-es if angel-san is woman desu ka... and then... and then...

and then he say he lurvu watashi wa??!!

*in shock*

At 9:33 pm, Blogger plink said...

angel/TanSliYip: If PuanSliYip find out then how?


At 1:26 am, Blogger angel said...


*revives da-plink*

one, 1000; two, 2000; three, 3000...

At 6:20 am, Blogger plink said...

ogI mean, if PuanSliYip found out what TanSliYip have been asking, then....?

*pengsan again*

At 8:39 pm, Blogger angel said...

og| - ha mik lai???

eh eh... if She found out, why la u pengsan?? salah orang! He la pengsan... no??

**shakes head**

At 5:42 am, Blogger plink said...

ftSorry, typo. I meant OMG....


At 11:59 am, Blogger fantasyflier said...

who wat wen who wat...
*looks at angel and plink babbling*

At 5:10 pm, Blogger plink said...

FF: TanSliWingz said two very dangerous things. He asked if angel is a woman (danger!) and then said 'Ai Lup Yuu!'

When PuanSliWingz finds out, TanSli is going to have a very interesting time.... ;)

At 12:18 am, Blogger angel said...

*looks for the TanSli*

Cheh... potong stim... so fast lesap liao...


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