Hallowe'en 2008 -- plink The Vampire Hunter
Late one foggy evening, plink and skunkie struggle with the weekly shopping. It is Hallow'een and the skies have long been dark.plink: Oh I do hope there aren't any vampires about. *Teehee*
skunkie: !!..!.!! *giggle*
plink: Yes, it would be horrible if one was to get us right now. We wouldn't know where to go!
vampire: Ah-har! I am a vampire and I vant your blood!
plink: Ah-har! I am a vampire hunter and you have fallen into our trap! skunkie, quick!
skunkie: *garlic from supermarket*
vampire: Aarrghh!!
skunkie: *WHACK!!*
plink: skunkie! What are you doing?!
skunkie: !!.!!.....!!, !! !! ... !..!!!!. !!.!!!!!!
plink: No, no, no! The old stories say to kill a vampire with a stake through the heart! A STAKE!!
skunkie: ..!!.!!...?
plink: A STEAK is not going to work.
skunkie: !!.!!!
plink: Yes, the vampire does look very annoyed. Run, skunkie. Run quick!
And so, plink and skunkie, like all good children this Hallow'een, learn that vampire-hunting is best left to the experts. And besides, there's always next year. Unless you get eaten first....
posted by plink @ 10:29 pm
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