29 April 2007

Chi Sin

Many people over the last couple of weeks have been spreading positive chi.

Positive chi is, well, positive.

It makes smart people happy and agreeable.

It makes smart people warm and fuzzy inside.

It helps smart people learn new things.

Negative chi is not positive.

It makes silly people grumpy and huffy.

It makes silly people whine and complain.

It does not help silly people learn new things.

I have been spreading negative chi.

Because I can.

27 April 2007

Tongue twisters

It is the seaside. a little girls walks around, asking of passers-by:

plink: Buy seashells? Nice oyster shell with mother-of pearl. Also, I have earrings, buttons and brooches made from seashells.

*bambi eyes*

She sells sea shells by the sea shore
The shells she sells are surely seashells
So if she sells shells on the seashore
I'm sure she sells seashore shells


In the forest, a woodchuck is about to begin another day's work. A little plink comes by and asks:

plink: Are you a woodchuck?

Woodchuck: Yes....

plink: Can you chuck wood?

W: Y..es.... o.O

plink: Then how....

W: -.-"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


And in a Chinese language class, plinks are struggling with maths.

Teacher: One more time class. Fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty....

plinks: Shi4 shi3 shi1 shi4 shi27... shi51... shi128.... Owww! Teacher, I hurt my mouth liao....

Have you got any favourite tongue twisters to share?

20 April 2007

Peel of Approval?

The punishment for reading blogs is...


How did this happen? I was reading at metria's place and, well, read on and see....

Part 1: On the Outside (Crunchy)
Name : Not metria
Date of Birth : 23 January. Oii... this one everybody knows oredi....
Current Status : Money no enough
Eye Colour : Brown
Hair Colour : Dark brown
Righty or Lefty : I am ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
Zodiac Sign : Aquarius. You paying attention or not?

Part 2: On the Inside (Smooth)
Your Heritage : Chocolate. It must be true, I want it to be true.
Your Fear : If I stopped being able to love, what would I do?
Your Weakness: Puppies and chocolate desserts
Your Perfect Pizza : With you.... and no calories mya pizza.

Part 3: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up : Haiyolar... I sick again ar?
Your bedtime : 11pm.
Your most missed memory : If I miss something, does it mean I don't have it anymore? But if I don't remember, how can I miss it? *garu kepala*

Part 4: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Teh halia, please....
McDees or Burger King : BK!
Single or Group Dates : Single, but double dates ok also
Adidas or Nike : Adidas!
Lipton Tea or Nestea : Lipton. Why am I such a tea snob?
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate. No, vanilla. Wait, Choc....
Cappucino or Coffee : Latte.

Part 5: Do You...
Smoke : When I'm angry and smoke pours from my ears, yes.
Curse : Yes, but not in public. Very un-plink-like, you see.

Part 6: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol : No
Gone to the mall : Of course!
Been on stage : No
Eaten sushi : No
Dyed your hair : No

Part 7: Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game : No
Changed who you were to fit in : No, but made it look like I did.

Part 8 : Marrriage
Age you're hoping to be married : Marry me now. Or else.

Part 9: In A Guy
Best Eye colour : Brown
Hair colour : Brown
Short or long hair : Short

Part 10: What Were You Doing?
1 minute ago : Doing a meme. This meme.
1 hour ago : Working
4 1/2 hours ago : Snacking. Coffee and blueberry muffin, anyone?
1 month ago : Seal hunting.
1 year ago : Being a mushroom.

Part 11: Finish The Sentence
I love : you
I feel : like my head is full of cotton wool
I hate : cruelty to people
I hide : my disappointment
I miss : my cousins
I need : to knock some heads together, including my own.

Part 12: Tag 5 People
If you're reading this, consider yourself tagged. And so, this is how I ended up doing this meme.

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15 April 2007

Let's Go Clubbing....

Look at me, I am so cute!

I am so likeable, so adorable!

Look! Here come some people who want to interview me. They look like they are carrying microphones.

Why do interviews have to hurt so much?

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