25 December 2007

Santa Claus is . . . .

Late, late last night....

skunkie: *whackwhackwhack*

plink: skunkie! What are you doing?

skunkie: …!!!!.!....!!!!!!

plink: Kenot! Rudolph’s nose may be green right now, but smacking him will not make it turn red again.

skunkie: !...!!!, !!!!....!!!!!..!!!!

plink: And how is Rudolph going to feel when he is known as Rudolph the orr-chnie* Reindeer?

Next year, I will not be leaving out liulian koay** for Santa....

*orr-chnie: blue-black / bruised
**liulian koay: durian cake and/or candy

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