Prosperity Bites
Christmas 2008plink: Hello, Santa Claus!
Santa: Ho ho ho! You have been a very good
plink all year!
plink: :)
Santa: And what would you like this Christmas?
New Year 2009plink: Hello, Changing Room Mirror!
mirror: Ho ho ho! You have been a very bad
plink this year!
plink: :(
mirror: And what would you like not to wear this New Year?
Hallowe'en 2008 -- plink The Vampire Hunter
Late one foggy evening, plink and skunkie struggle with the weekly shopping. It is Hallow'een and the skies have long been dark.plink: Oh I do hope there aren't any
vampires about. *Teehee*
skunkie: !!..!.!! *giggle*
plink: Yes, it would be horrible if one was to get us right now. We wouldn't know where to go!
vampire: Ah-har! I am a
vampire and I vant your blood!
plink: Ah-har! I am a vampire hunter and you have fallen into our trap!
skunkie, quick!
skunkie: *garlic from supermarket*
vampire: Aarrghh!!
skunkie: *WHACK!!*
plink:
skunkie! What are you doing?!
skunkie: !!.!!.....!!, !! !! ... !..!!!!. !!.!!!!!!
plink: No, no, no! The old stories say to kill a
vampire with a stake through the heart! A STAKE!!
skunkie: ..!!.!!...?
plink: A STEAK is not going to work.
skunkie: !!.!!!
plink: Yes, the vampire does look very annoyed. Run,
skunkie. Run quick!
And so, plink and skunkie, like all good children this Hallow'een, learn that vampire-hunting is best left to the experts. And besides, there's always next year. Unless you get eaten first....
Two Wrongs
plink: Wakakaka....
skunkie: LOLROF
*gigglesnort
*plink: Teehee.... Oh try this:
#%$&&@!!skunkie: Kekekeke....
$@&#^!!plink: OMGROTFLOLSnortHahahaha!!
pMom: plink! skunkie! Where did you learn that kind of language!!?
plink: *point-->
skunkie*
skunkie: *point-->
plink*
pMom: ....
LaterpDad: Why so glum?
pMom: $%#&*@(...!!!
Speak softly....
This morning....plink: Wei.
katjat: *pretend dunno*
plink: Hey! Hel-looo!!!!
katjat: *ignore*
plink: Grr....
Much later....plink: Psst....
katjat: ?o.O?
plink: Ssstt..!
katjat: O.O
plink: Psst... Psstt.....
katjat: *runrunrunrun*
plink: Psssstt....!
katjat: *ARGHdie*
Wakakakaka.... plink now speaks Baygon and Ridsect. Katjat beware!
New Year Shopplink
o.o
>.>
<.<
Hmmm....
One of these
This one please
Another one of those would be very nice
That one looks nice
I like the colour of this one
The one I got last year doesn't fit any more
Look at the price! Must buy
^.^
Have New Year, Need New Brain
plink: *writewritewrite*skunkie: !!..!!!..!!!!!!..!!!!plink: o.O? Hei1 Pi2 Niu3 Ya4?!skunkie: *nodnodnod*plink: Black Skin Cow Duck?skunkie: LOLROF!!!!Happy New Year / Black Skin Cow Duck, everyone!
Santa Claus is . . . .
Late, late last night....
skunkie: *whackwhackwhack*
plink: skunkie! What are you doing?
skunkie: …!!!!.!....!!!!!!
plink: Kenot! Rudolph’s nose may be green right now, but smacking him will not make it turn red again.
skunkie: !...!!!, !!!!....!!!!!..!!!!
plink: And how is Rudolph going to feel when he is known as Rudolph the orr-chnie* Reindeer?
Next year, I will not be leaving out liulian koay** for Santa....*orr-chnie: blue-black / bruised**liulian koay: durian cake and/or candyLabels: christmas 2007, durian season
