China Taxing
In Beijing, two taxi drivers are playing chinese chess at a tea shop. In between moves, they ponder recent events.
Driver 1: Too many tourists.
Driver 2: And they speak very strange language.
Driver 1: Just the other day, I picked up a little girl who wanted to go to the
Beijing Ultimate Bad Chicken Long (bei3 jing1 guo2 wai1 ji1 chang2).
Driver 2: Crazylar these tourists.
Driver 1 : And then they talk Engrish also very strange. Another little
plink wanted to go Eight Great Bells (
ba4 da1 ling2). Said it was where they were filming for
One Mile Long Chen (Wan4 Li3 Chang2 Chen2). Turns out they were filming an episode of Ask Dr. Chen!
Driver 2: That childrens’ programme ar?
Driver 1: Yes, that’s the one!
Driver 2: And this
plink is the
children ar?
Driver 1: Ya, like the Chinese New Year Karaoke wan!
Driver 2: *pengsan*
Driver 1: Kekeke… checkmate, I win!
Labels: ask dr chen, china
Time for desert
Announcer:
Aaand LIVE from the Great Wall of China,
It's Ask Dr. Chen!
Dr. Chen with a group of little plinks at the Great Wall of China. Mountains in the background and blue skies... except that everything is obscured by dust....plink1: *dustdustdust*
plink2: *koffkoffkoff*
plink3: *sniffsniff*
plink4: AAT-CHOOO!!
Dr. Chen: Do you know why the
Great Wall of China is so dusty?
plink1: *dunno*
plink2: Untidy?
plink3: Dun care. Let's go
Takla Makan!
plink4: Izit? Wait first, I
Go Buy Dessert....
Labels: absurd, ask dr chen, china
Tea break finish! Guess?
And now, back to Ask Dr. Chen!
Dr. Chen: When we last left plink, skunkie and the sotong, they were building something out of teacups. Let's go see if they have finished.
A very long, high stack of porcelain teacups stretches as far as the eye can see. The three builders are nowhere to be seen, but sounds of stacking come from the other side. Dr. Chen and the camera crew look over.Dr. Chen: Finish yet or not?
skunkie: *nodnod*
plink: Not yetlah! Faster build summore. This episode going to finish soon liao!!
sotong: =] O.O [=
plink, skunkie and sotong: *buildbuildbuildbuildbuild*
Dr. Chen: This is starting to
look very familiar....
Labels: absurd, ask dr chen, china
