Tag-lisman, Part Two
Here's a little more to unsettle you with.
HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper?
Hello, I’m
plink! When did you last see a
plink change diapers?
29. Changed a lot over the past year?
Well you see, life is like a box of chocolates….
30. Had friends who have never seen your natural hair color?
Yes. But just because I don’t know who they are doesn’t mean that they are not my friends, or that there are no people who have not seen my natural hair colour.
31. Had surgery?
If I told you, you’d have to have the same operation.
32. Killed anyone?
If I told you, you’d have to have the same ‘operation.’
33. Had your haircut within the last week?
Two weeks ago.
LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in the bed beside you?
I don’t kiss and tell. Kiss, yes.
2. Saw you cry?
Must have been
pMom and
pDad….
3. Went to the movies with you?
It was with colleagues from the office, out to a Harry Potter film.
4. You went to the mall with?
I’m going to have to side with
misti on this one: ‘Where got malls? I don’t see daylight when I leave from work.’
5. You went to dinner with?
A group of friends from university. A group of
crazy friends from university….
6. You talked to on the phone?
The
pArents.
7. Said ‘I love you’ to you and meant it?
The
pArents, but you knew that all along, didn’t you?
8. Broke your heart?
It’s been such a long time....
These days, I do the breaking, or so people tell me.
I wish….
9. Made you laugh?
Three people, actually. May I present the founders of the
LinCockaWingz Institute…..
WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
I’d rather not be pierced at all.
2. Be serious or be funny?
I want to be seriously funny.
3. Drink whole or skim milk?
Skim! (Skim backwards spells mikS)
4. Die in a fire or drown?
Quoting
misti again: ‘I want to die in my sleep with no pain. Can or not?’
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
This is a very strange question. I want to spend time with my parents for obvious reasons, but I’d like to spend time hantamming my enemies (if I’ve got any. Habis, my
paranoia is acting up again). Does hantamming enemies qualify as ‘spending time’?
ABOUT YOU!
1. What time is it?
1.45pm oredy!! See what you made me do!!
2. Name?
You don’t know arh? Read my
profile lah!
3. Nickname(s)?
plink-u, plinky, TungKu plink, carmistinan
plinktitokichen, plian, plinksan....
4. Where were you born?
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
5. What is your birthdate?
23 January
6. What do you want?
To not want, or perhaps to want for nothing but isn’t that an oxymoron?
7. Where do you want to live?
Right here, thank you.
8. How many kids do you want?
Nine! Nine! All Nine!WHO TO TAG?
Yalah, Who to tag arh? Or even, who NOT to tag?
Labels: absurd, answer, meme, question
Tag-lisman Part One
Some memes can be very annoying because everyone has done them, everyone else has tagged me with them or everyone else is trying to do them.
Some memes can be very disturbing, because of the questions they ask, the answers brought forth to the questions and because of the questions that you have to think up in order to answer the original questions.
This meme is that last kind, very disturbing. This is why:
ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?
Who with, you?
2. A morning person?
Yes, just not very often .
3. Are you a perfectionist?
Absolutely, 100 percent completely not!
4. An only child?
No, I see loads of little ones like me everywhere.
5. Catholic:
Guess again....
6. In your pajamas?
I
could be…..
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?
Not currently. Once upon a time, I thought that it had broken, but it is working fine now.
8. Okay styling other people’s hair?
Why don’t you come over here so we can find out?
9. Left handed?
I HAVE a left hand….
10. Addicted to MySpace?
Allergic to MySpace
11. Shy around the opposite gender?
Yes.
*pengsan*
12. Loud?
YES!!!!!!
DO YOU:
12-and-a-half. Bite your nails?
Luckily, no.
13. Get paranoid at times?
Who said I’m paranoid? WHO?!?!
14. Currently regret something that you have said/done?
Regret, yes. Currently, no. Plenty of time for new regrets later.
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?
I count to ten.
In Hokkien.
Naming body parts instead of counting numbers.
16. Enjoy country music?
Sometimes. I tend to enjoy country more than I do country music.
17. Enjoy jazz music?
Endure jazz music.
18. Enjoy smoothies?
Too much.
Much too much
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?
Enjoy talking.
20. Have a lot to learn?
No... Of course a lot lah! Little
plinks like me need an education mah!
21. Have a pet?
No, but I pet things….
22. Have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” person?
Always, but I’m assuming that there is only ever one ‘right’ person.
23. Have all your grandparents died?
No. Choychoychoy!!
Dai gat lai si!!
24. Have at least one sibling?
Yes. How many you want? I can get for you, special price!
25. Have been told that you are smart?
Once. My head swelled up so much I had to walk sideways through the doorway.
26. Have had a broken bone?
Mine or someone else’s?
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?
Have YOUR Caller I.D. on my phone...?
Part Two will follow soon. Or will it?
Wasn't that disturbing? Even a little bit?Labels: absurd, answer, meme, question
Indecisions, indecisions
What's a little plink to do when things just... happen?
What's a little plink to do when these things are beyond plink's control?
What's a little plink to do when there are choices and decisions to make?
What's a little plink to do when there is not much to choose between these choices and decisions?
What is a little plink to do when the future beckons and the past mocks?
What is a little plink to do when things look like they might... just might, be getting better?
I wonder if
Superstar, by
Jamelia, is the right song to listen to at the moment:
I don't know what it isThat makes me feel like thisI don't know who you areBut you must be some kind of superstar'Cause you got all eyes on you no matter who you are
